Author Archives: Lauren
Oye Asere!
Oye Asere! Stroll down any street in Miami, walk into any bakery, cruise down South Beach with power 96.5 blasting through the radio and more than likely the word Asere … Continue reading
La Chonga
Not hating on my $2.99 discounted at the flea market Mami’s, but lets get down to the basic truth: the typical Chonga. She sports tight jeans (spandex fabric), usually has … Continue reading
Prepara el Puerco
I hope everyone is enjoying their Christmas break, and that la caja china is being set up properly in the backyard. Let’s do a quick prayer for porky the pig, … Continue reading
Sansgiving
El Dia de el Pavo This is the best time of the year (other than Noche Buena) where you see everyone from your family. Through the door walks all your … Continue reading
Someone Please Notify Ed Hardy
This post is totally a bit biased on my part, but I cannot contain myself any longer. Please, will the Cubans of Hialeah return all the Ed Hardy gear back … Continue reading
La vida es un Carnaval
For some reason when I’m down and wonder where my azabache went because la genta me “estan dando mal de ojo,” I just plug in my earphones, do a quick search on … Continue reading
Ese Huevo Quiere Sal: Reminders on Dating in Miami
When it comes to dating, I think it’s easy to say that dating a Cuban or Latino means you’re dating her/him, the mother, the brother, the father, los vecinos and even the checkout … Continue reading
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